CYBER TERROR WORLD WIDE

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first ones that i actually like.

All right cool i like where we are going on this, we are all definitely on the same page.

I had an idea for a running joke joke on a side segment about what the end of the show is about. Its where basically the audience decides someones fate by voting guilty or not guilty, a guilty vote adds poison and a not guilty vote antidote. The voting begins at the beginning of the show and the interview and expose is not until later in the show, so people can vote blind and are often encouraged to do so. At the end of the show the mixture is injected into the prisoner and they live or die on camera. I think it would be funny if he was found not guilty by an overwhelming majority, but the antidote was actually poisonous as well in large doses, so even though he won the vote he still dies.

The Hosts name, not that it matters as its just a working title anyways is Sam “Laramer”. I’m not absolutely married to the name, so if you guys can come up with a better one go with it.

Skylar needs to be a really scummy corporate type guy. Like the executives in robocop. Total pr guy that is all polite up front, but cocaine and hookers behind closed doors. And he really needs to hype the company and have a false indignation when the company is accused of any impropriety.

Theodore is spot on. I think he could be associated with university or something so that he looks like a typical ivy league proffessor/ bill moyers type. He should also be disorganized and flustered, papers stacked haphazardly and falling about, glasses falling off. really make him look like a pussy.

EVERYTING I ADDED I PUT IN RED

MOB RULE w/ Sam Lermer v1
(Opens on the “Mob Rule w/Sam Lermer” bumper)

SAM
Welcome back, for those that don’t know, I am Sam Lermer. Host of the last truly Democratic institution in this depraved soulless country. This is “Mob Rule” where you “the people” decide the TRUTH!! Not that you deserve it you mindless, drooling drones sorry for interupting your fast food commercials with SOME ACTUAL TELEVISION!! Later we decide the fate of a convicted felon on another special “death penalty” segment. This time its death or vindication by injection! An e-vote for guilty sends 1 microgram of poison, while a vote for not guilty sends 1 microgram of antidote. The polling begins NOW! At the end of the show we’ll see WHO’S RIGHT!(picture in picture in set of a nervous man with two IVs in either arm and two tanks of noxious fluid on either side with numbers and percentages streaming on the screen) But first we have a discussion on Corperate Ethics, which in my opinion has never existed and never will…with me to speak on the subject are two experts first is Head of Market Research at TENTACORP, Skylar Colehain…and Famed Public Advocate: Theadore Moss.

SKYLAR
Thank you for having me. I’m a big fan of the show

SAM
…I’ll bet you are. My first question, Mr. Colehain…How does it feel to be bag man for an insidious soul destroying parasite that masquaredes as a “Corperation”?

SKYLAR
(chuckle) Tentacorp is an ethically responsible business, full of people who care, if we are guilty of anything its that we care too much. We are commited to developing an omnipresent global network which eliminates all the boundaries between individuals on this planet. You know its like we always say at tentacorp, “your world is ours”. Thats not just some slogan we really mean that.

SAM
Save your platitudes for the cattle smut peddler, you make my blood boil!! How do you sleep at night?

SKYLAR
I sleep quite well actually.

SAM
Now for the rebuttal here is a limp wristed, wishie-washie, politician…live via satalite from his recent hysterectomy Theadore Moss.

THEO
(chuckle) All kidding aside, it’s great to be here Sam.

SAM
So can you tell me what you and the rest of your Turtle-Doving Weiner Lover’s have planned to save America?

THEO
Well Sam Tentacorp is big business, able to throw their money around to get things done. They are Wall Street fat cats preying on those of us on Main Street. What I’ve propossed is filing a formal summons, to begin preliminary talks, about protracted discussions, which may lead to a lengthy hearing, where we will state our griviances and they shall respond.

SAM
So your talking about talking?

THEO
It’s more than talk…

SAM
It’s all talk! My god Theodore if your cock was as big as that yellow streak running up your back, BY GOD MAN THEN WE’D SEE SOME ACTION!!! But your pockets are as deep as his aren’t they Theadore?

SKYLAR
Thats really unfair, just because we spend money lobbying in washington informing people of our interests all of a sudden we are accused of having unfair advantage.

THEO
I’m an agent of the people Sam, here to protect America from greedy corporate predators like the tentacorp.

SAM
NO I AM!! SO LET’S GO TO THE MOB RULE VOTE!! Is Tentacorp, a sinister cabal of facists, prison raping this country like a shower room bitch? OR Is it just good ol’ Big Business as usual?

(Vote graphics)

SAM
Well there you have it Americans, rest easy on your ever widening posteriors because you say Tentacorp is your friend. So calmly enjoy your hot dog water and Corn Chips for fret not Tentacorp is here with creams and salves for your Eczema blotted hide!! Sleep well you water brained pions. Let’s check in on our “DEATH PENALTY” contestant. If he wins he’ll be a free man and $15,000 richer. If he looses its a slow excruciating death from poison that will be pumped into his guilty veins. Right or Wrong you decide!!

(Quene Mob Rule bumper)

THE END